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Saturday, April 25, 2009

TOP 10 REASONS TO ALLOW DRINKING (ALCOHOL) AT WORK.

the other day my friends and I were sitting at the mamak stall we were discussing about drinking(alcohol) at work. altough we were not the drinker we used to be, we managed to compile 10 reasons :-
TOP 10 REASONS TO ALLOW DRINKING (ALCOHOL) AT WORK.
#10. IT LEADS TO MORE HONEST COMMUNICATION BETWEEN BOTH PARTIES.
#09. IT REDUCES COMPLAINTS ABOUT LOW PAY - because you tend to spend more for drinks in a pub/karaoke lounge.
#08. IT MAKES THE FOOD THERE TASTE BETTER - fried chicken and teh ais just don't taste right.
#07. EMPLOYEES TELL THE MANAGEMENT WHAT THEY THINK - not the type things the management wants to hear.
#06. IT HELPS TO SAVE ON HEATING COSTS ON COLD, RAINY SEASONS. - no need to on air conditioner.
#05. IT MAKES FELLOW EMPLOYEES LOOK BETTER.
#04. INCREASES JOB SATISFACTION. - because if you have a bad job you don't care what you're doing.
#03. IT ELIMINATES UNPAID & SICK LEAVES. - employees would rather come to work.
#02. EMPLOYEES MAY GET A PAY RAISE. - bosses are more likely to hand out pay raises when they are drunk and wasted.
#01. IF SOMEONE DONE SOMETHING STUPID ON THE JOB IT'LL BE QUICKLY FORGOTTEN.

DON'T ALL OF YOU AGREE??? :-P